Here's to telling it like it is! (eshy = me , B = a friend)
[17:12] eshy: i'll be back in a jiffy, just going to take a bag of trash out :)
[17:13] B: Haha
[17:13] B: Okkk
[18:22] B: Lalala where r u
[18:22] *** Auto-response sent to B: I am currently away from the computer.
[18:22] B: This oisint a jiffy
[19:08] eshy: WOW
[19:08] eshy: worst trash take out EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:11] eshy: my lock broke! it almost broke my key!!!
[19:12] B: O_O
[19:13] B: I wasss worrrrieddddd
[19:16] eshy: i know! i was like ... trying to type through the window
[19:16] eshy: wishing my cats could type adn tell you what was going on o_O
[19:17] eshy: had to go find a neighbor and call the emergency number
[19:17] eshy: adn wait for a looooong time
[19:17] eshy: he's getting me a whole new lock system cuz it's totally borked
[19:17] B: Lol
[19:17] eshy: now i'm hungry
[19:17] eshy: lol
[19:17] B: :x
[19:18] B: Sounds like a fulll day of fun u had
[19:19] eshy: nuuu was crap
[19:19] B: Lolol
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